Deadlines and Deadpans

From the late-night deadline vault:

It’s 1:30 a.m. and I have a couple of reviews for Skyscraper #29 due tomorrow (today) - a book, Zach Plague’s boring boring boring boring boring boring boring, and Envy’s Transfovista DVD - which I simply haven’t had a spare moment to write.  Needless to say, digging in late-night has had some seriously hilarious results.

1. According to my Plague review, you read a book “back to front, period.”
2. I punned in my Envy review.  And have no plans to remove it.

Whose idea was it to allow me to publish my reviews for the general public (no less, that they have to pay to read my words)?  Andrew and Peter, I owe you guys one.

M